Wendy Diamond's kindergarten class had some unique recipes for their turkeys.
Oakley's ingredients were salad, tomatoes, bacon, power pellets, shoes, and chicken. His directions were "donkey it", heat up knives and put on turkey to fry it. Cooking time 30 seconds at donkey level.
Brook's ingredients were milk, cookies, dragon eggs, popsicle sticks, pretzels, and corn. Directions let the popsicles melt, the pretzels go inside with the cookies and corn. Cooking time; pinecone. Oven temperature boiling.